Friday, August 3, 2007

Aussie Blonde

With apologies to our female readers with fair hair...(just substitute whichever social stereotype you'd like to laught at)

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up

and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She

then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she

will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies, 'I'm

blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying

right here!'

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and

co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who

belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back

to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy

she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and

return to her original seat.

The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and

I'm staying right here!' Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it

was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they

land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot

says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to

a blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in

her ear, and she says, Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves

back to her seat in the Economy section. The flight attendant and

co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move

without any fuss. The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to


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