The wonders of 'reality' (should that be 'unreality?) TV are about to come to the world of airline travel. Next month you'll be able to tune into ITV2 for a dose of "Celebair", which sounds rather like a programme about air crews taking vows of sexual abstainance (like that's ever going to happen) but is in fact the latest torture device for C-list celebrities.
Angelica Bell will host the show which follows the fortunes of the celebs as they train up and then provide in-flight service to members of the paying public on flights from the UK to Menorca, Malaga, Larnaca, Tenerife and Ibiza. You guessed; each week the worst celeb crew member will be dumped (not mid-flight, sadly) until a glorious finale is reached. How long before they give to flight crew's seats to Ant and Dec?